so text me in the morning; tell me you still love me

[cocanuts]

[continued memes]

Comments

[boomboombitch]

[Dangerous ground, so Bakuoug's going to be the bigger man (for a change) and ignore it. Fuck text and not being able to properly discern what is and isn't sarcastic.]

Your point? It's just experience we need in the future. Even the stupidest villain will already know what you're about by the time you start to make a name for yourself anyway.

I guess I should thank you for the lesson, senpai.

[yuchisu]

Not everyone is as gifted to get into U.A. but it's what you do in High School that has merit, kouhai.

But I'm sure you understand that by now after the test and everything.

[boomboombitch]

[If this was Kirishima, he would be tempted to really talk about how he felt.

But it's some jackass. And while he's not prone to lying, he's not going to be spilling his heart to Shindou]

Yeah, yeah. Lesson learned. You get off on that senpai-kouhai crap? Not surprised.

[yuchisu]

[Sorry Bakugou. You gotta deal with this asshole(tm).]

Not really but you seemed into it. You gotta indulge your kouhais every now and then, right? 8)

[boomboombitch]

[He deserves it.]

I was being sarcastic, asshole. Do I seem the type to actually care about that shit?

[yuchisu]

Looks and outside personality don't always match up to what the heart wants.

[boomboombitch]

oh, yuck. I know you're just fucking with me, but still, fuck you.

[yuchisu]

Kouhai! I'm just answering your question.

[boomboombitch]

I'm sorry. Fuck you senpai

that better? And no, I'm not interested in that.

[yuchisu]

Then what are you interested in?

1/2

[boomboombitch]

[Wait. What is he into?]

[boomboombitch]

Why the fuck should I tell you?

[Translation: He doesn't know. He's focused on becoming a hero.]

[yuchisu]

A senpai always helps their kouhai. 8)

[or blackmails them...]

[boomboombitch]

More like blackmailing them. I've got your number.

Whatever. I don't know. I haven't had time to think about shit like that.

You're probably into some DomSub shit, aren't you?

[yuchisu]

Who said anything about blackmail! That's rude! I would never ever crush a kouhai's dreams with blackmail. 8D

You think so? Do I look like the kind of person into dominance?

[boomboombitch]

I'm rude, get used to it.

Yes. You look like the type to tease someone until you break their fucking mind.

[yuchisu]

8,( guess I was wrong about your heart.

I guess it'd help to have a quirk that's great for teasing, huh?

[boomboombitch]

[In that context, Bakugou would probably be a Brat]

What the fuck are you talking about? When did I give you the impression I'm going to tolerate bullshit nicely?

...

Sure.

[He might be blushing. He never considered using quirks in that context.]

[yuchisu]

You wouldn't understand... you're too young.

And you definitely sound unsure.

[boomboombitch]

Then explain it to me.

I don't know. I haven't seen your quirk in action outside of combat.

[yuchisu]

Sorry only those who've passed their exams will understand. 8)

What? You telling me you've never thought about using your quirk in the bedroom?

[boomboombitch]

Fine. Explain to me in March.

No. My quirk is explosions. I make nitroglycerin sweat that I can ignite. doesn't exactly have much use in the bedroom unless I want to blow off my dick.

[yuchisu]

What? You sayin blowin off your own dick isn't hot?

[boomboombitch]

Not if I want to use it again.

[yuchisu]

You're probably bad enough in bed that you'll only get to use it once. Go big or go home.