so text me in the morning; tell me you still love me

[cocanuts]

[continued memes]

Comments

[yuchisu]

What? You sayin blowin off your own dick isn't hot?

[boomboombitch]

Not if I want to use it again.

[yuchisu]

You're probably bad enough in bed that you'll only get to use it once. Go big or go home.

[boomboombitch]

Say that to my face asshole! I'll show you who's bad in bed.

[yuchisu]

Yeah and it'll be you.

[boomboombitch]

It'll be you! I bet you couldn't satisfy me, fuckface.

[yuchisu]

Bet I could.

[boomboombitch]

Prove it.

[yuchisu]

Are you asking your senpai to fuck you?

[boomboombitch]

[He didn’t think this through, did he]

I don’t know. Take me out on a date first. Or something. Put your money where your mouth is.

[He doesn’t know what he’s doing]

[yuchisu]

[Ugh. Got him there... does he have some obligation as a 'senpai' to treat his kouhai?]

This isn't a wine and dine them kind of prove it, you know that right?

[boomboombitch]

What? Not even a burger? A movie?

I'm not stupid. I don't want to wined and dined.

[yuchisu]

We could netflix and chill.

[boomboombitch]

That works I guess.

[yuchisu]

Just like that!?

[boomboombitch]

Be a proper host and offer me a drink a least.