so text me in the morning; tell me you still love me

[cocanuts]

[continued memes]

Comments

[yuchisu]

Looks and outside personality don't always match up to what the heart wants.

[boomboombitch]

oh, yuck. I know you're just fucking with me, but still, fuck you.

[yuchisu]

Kouhai! I'm just answering your question.

[boomboombitch]

I'm sorry. Fuck you senpai

that better? And no, I'm not interested in that.

[yuchisu]

Then what are you interested in?

1/2

[boomboombitch]

[Wait. What is he into?]

[boomboombitch]

Why the fuck should I tell you?

[Translation: He doesn't know. He's focused on becoming a hero.]

[yuchisu]

A senpai always helps their kouhai. 8)

[or blackmails them...]

[boomboombitch]

More like blackmailing them. I've got your number.

Whatever. I don't know. I haven't had time to think about shit like that.

You're probably into some DomSub shit, aren't you?

[yuchisu]

Who said anything about blackmail! That's rude! I would never ever crush a kouhai's dreams with blackmail. 8D

You think so? Do I look like the kind of person into dominance?

[boomboombitch]

I'm rude, get used to it.

Yes. You look like the type to tease someone until you break their fucking mind.

[yuchisu]

8,( guess I was wrong about your heart.

I guess it'd help to have a quirk that's great for teasing, huh?

[boomboombitch]

[In that context, Bakugou would probably be a Brat]

What the fuck are you talking about? When did I give you the impression I'm going to tolerate bullshit nicely?

...

Sure.

[He might be blushing. He never considered using quirks in that context.]

[yuchisu]

You wouldn't understand... you're too young.

And you definitely sound unsure.

[boomboombitch]

Then explain it to me.

I don't know. I haven't seen your quirk in action outside of combat.

[yuchisu]

Sorry only those who've passed their exams will understand. 8)

What? You telling me you've never thought about using your quirk in the bedroom?

[boomboombitch]

Fine. Explain to me in March.

No. My quirk is explosions. I make nitroglycerin sweat that I can ignite. doesn't exactly have much use in the bedroom unless I want to blow off my dick.

[yuchisu]

What? You sayin blowin off your own dick isn't hot?

[boomboombitch]

Not if I want to use it again.

[yuchisu]

You're probably bad enough in bed that you'll only get to use it once. Go big or go home.

[boomboombitch]

Say that to my face asshole! I'll show you who's bad in bed.

[yuchisu]

Yeah and it'll be you.

[boomboombitch]

It'll be you! I bet you couldn't satisfy me, fuckface.

[yuchisu]

Bet I could.

[boomboombitch]

Prove it.