so text me in the morning; tell me you still love me

[cocanuts]

[continued memes]

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[hardening]

[he smiles, laughing a little bit. he's not about to tell bakugou just how close to death he came, that's a different subject for a another day. but he understands what his bestie means.]

I think you would die here! It's soo boring. Did you know the same show plays back to back on hospital tv channels? I get so bored in here that I almost asked my mom to bring me a book yesterday!

[explosivo]

Are you kidding me? You, read? [ wow rude, but come on. he's been trying to drill homework and textbooks and shit through kirishima's spiky head for ages. ] You must be really desperate.

If you're that bored, I could probably bring something to liven the place up. [ ... like fireworks. ]

[hardening]

[bakugou no...well kiri would enjoy the fireworks but the nurses probably wouldn't]

Yes!! Reading! There's nothing to do here Bakugou! I'm dying...

[well they also don't want to give him too much excitement because of his injuries but being restless when you're kirishima is equally dangerous. that's why kiri begged and begged them to let him receive guests that weren't police or pro heroes. as much as he liked the spotlight, he also just wanted to do things. he wasn't used to sitting still for so long.]

[explosivo]

Aw, I could hurry up and kill you personally if it'll make you feel better.

Otherwise, hell, I don't know. What kinda things can patients do... [ spoken like someone who is STRONG and EATS HEALTHILY and KILLS GERMS every time he brushes his teeth and probably rarely gets sick. ] I'll bring shit and we can make pipe bombs together, how's that. [ ... definitely illegal. ]

[hardening]

[ BAKUGOU NO!! that kills people!!!]

That sounds highly illegal Bakugou!! [he knows bakugou is joking but, still. U N S U R E S at bakugou.] But, I can do most stuff. I just can't do anything that exerts force on my body. I can barely bite into whole foods as it is and I don't know which sucks more.

[explosivo]

[ IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY KILL PEOPLE it could maim them instead.

but damn, kirishima got beat up enough that even his shark teeth or jaws got fucked up... he can't even yell at him to brush and floss like bakugou does, but he approaches dental hygiene practically like a battle against plaque.

what can he do... ]

If hard foods are a pain, want me to make you a smoothie?

[ ... wait, what did he just offer...?? ]

[hardening]

A smoothie? [he blinks, considering the offer. he is tired of the bland soup and soft foods that the hospital gave him. honestly he was dying for any kind of flavor in his life be it foods or activities. give this precious good boy a smoothie!!!]

Sure! What kind are you thinking of?

[icebreak]

I thought you'd accuse me of wanting your wallet, not your body.
That said I don't want either.

[ is that ice cold enough??? ]

[hardening]

well fine!!
you'll still be invited but i hope you come to appreciate the finer things of partying

@boomboombitch

[yuchisu]

[continued from here]

If you're a ten, then I'm a one hundred. Sad.

No hard feelings, U.A. but... your school really didn't do you a favor there. Did they?

[boomboombitch]

That's some ego you got. And people say I have one.

Oh? How do you figure?

[yuchisu]

It's just a fact of life.

Broadcasting your sports festival sure gave us a lot of help in planning for the test!

[boomboombitch]

Yeah right. You're maybe an eight at best. Your shitty personality knocks you down a couple points.

Ha! And yet, we all made it through that portation of the test. You all forgot to take in the fact we grew between the Sports Festival and the exam.

[yuchisu]

If I'm an eight, doesn't that make you a five for the same reasons?

Oh? But not everyone passed did they?

[boomboombitch]

I’m not a phony like you with your fake ass smile.

Bite me. Still doesn’t take away from the fact your plan to take us failed in the first part.

[yuchisu]

It didn't fail. My plan worked exactly the way it did. I can't help it if other people wanted to jump on a good thing when they see it. It just shows how capable I was of adapting, yeah?

[boomboombitch]

I’ll give you that. You’re not too bad when it comes to tactics, I guess. Seeing that you had to settle for taking out the small fry.

[Out of everyone there, Shindo was the only one that made any sort of impression on Bakugou as someone to watch out for. At least before he saw just how fucking powerful Yoarashi is. Still, that guy was an idiot]

[yuchisu]

It's not like you got more points for taking out U.A. students. If anything I created a diversion so we could focus on the people chasing after you.

[boomboombitch]

You're devious enough that I'll buy it. Credit where it's due, you made it easier to root out the idiots.

[yuchisu]

At least you acknowledge it. The same can't be said for every U.A. student unfortunately.

[boomboombitch]

That why you had the goody-two-shoes act going when we first met?

[yuchisu]

Oh I still think you all are admirable, especially with everything you've been through! [who can say if he's lying.] It's just... because of that we know all about your quirks and weaknesses!

[boomboombitch]

[Dangerous ground, so Bakuoug's going to be the bigger man (for a change) and ignore it. Fuck text and not being able to properly discern what is and isn't sarcastic.]

Your point? It's just experience we need in the future. Even the stupidest villain will already know what you're about by the time you start to make a name for yourself anyway.

I guess I should thank you for the lesson, senpai.

[yuchisu]

Not everyone is as gifted to get into U.A. but it's what you do in High School that has merit, kouhai.

But I'm sure you understand that by now after the test and everything.

[boomboombitch]

[If this was Kirishima, he would be tempted to really talk about how he felt.

But it's some jackass. And while he's not prone to lying, he's not going to be spilling his heart to Shindou]

Yeah, yeah. Lesson learned. You get off on that senpai-kouhai crap? Not surprised.