Are you kidding me? You, read? [ wow rude, but come on. he's been trying to drill homework and textbooks and shit through kirishima's spiky head for ages. ] You must be really desperate.
If you're that bored, I could probably bring something to liven the place up. [ ... like fireworks. ]
[bakugou no...well kiri would enjoy the fireworks but the nurses probably wouldn't]
Yes!! Reading! There's nothing to do here Bakugou! I'm dying...
[well they also don't want to give him too much excitement because of his injuries but being restless when you're kirishima is equally dangerous. that's why kiri begged and begged them to let him receive guests that weren't police or pro heroes. as much as he liked the spotlight, he also just wanted to do things. he wasn't used to sitting still for so long.]
Aw, I could hurry up and kill you personally if it'll make you feel better.
Otherwise, hell, I don't know. What kinda things can patients do... [ spoken like someone who is STRONG and EATS HEALTHILY and KILLS GERMS every time he brushes his teeth and probably rarely gets sick. ] I'll bring shit and we can make pipe bombs together, how's that. [ ... definitely illegal. ]
That sounds highly illegal Bakugou!! [he knows bakugou is joking but, still. U N S U R E S at bakugou.] But, I can do most stuff. I just can't do anything that exerts force on my body. I can barely bite into whole foods as it is and I don't know which sucks more.
[ IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY KILL PEOPLE it could maim them instead.
but damn, kirishima got beat up enough that even his shark teeth or jaws got fucked up... he can't even yell at him to brush and floss like bakugou does, but he approaches dental hygiene practically like a battle against plaque.
what can he do... ]
If hard foods are a pain, want me to make you a smoothie?
A smoothie? [he blinks, considering the offer. he is tired of the bland soup and soft foods that the hospital gave him. honestly he was dying for any kind of flavor in his life be it foods or activities. give this precious good boy a smoothie!!!]
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If you're that bored, I could probably bring something to liven the place up. [ ... like fireworks. ]
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Yes!! Reading! There's nothing to do here Bakugou! I'm dying...
[well they also don't want to give him too much excitement because of his injuries but being restless when you're kirishima is equally dangerous. that's why kiri begged and begged them to let him receive guests that weren't police or pro heroes. as much as he liked the spotlight, he also just wanted to do things. he wasn't used to sitting still for so long.]
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Otherwise, hell, I don't know. What kinda things can patients do... [ spoken like someone who is STRONG and EATS HEALTHILY and KILLS GERMS every time he brushes his teeth and probably rarely gets sick. ] I'll bring shit and we can make pipe bombs together, how's that. [ ... definitely illegal. ]
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That sounds highly illegal Bakugou!! [he knows bakugou is joking but, still. U N S U R E S at bakugou.] But, I can do most stuff. I just can't do anything that exerts force on my body. I can barely bite into whole foods as it is and I don't know which sucks more.
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but damn, kirishima got beat up enough that even his shark teeth or jaws got fucked up... he can't even yell at him to brush and floss like bakugou does, but he approaches dental hygiene practically like a battle against plaque.
what can he do... ]
If hard foods are a pain, want me to make you a smoothie?
[ ... wait, what did he just offer...?? ]
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Sure! What kind are you thinking of?