Kirishima Eijirou | Red Riot (
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buzzerhive2017-08-19 11:25 pm
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all red dress with the devil eyes; so obsessed with the camera lights
[The park sits upon a small lot in the woods with the usual park scenery; a few trees, some bushes, a couple of playgrounds with picnic tables, trails, and a small lake off to the distance. Unfortunately there's also some garbage littered around the area. It's not a lot, but it's enough to notice and make one wonder just where are the trash cans?
Have no fear concerned citizen, for in the distance is a young man meticulously picking up the discarded cans and bottles. It's hard to miss him picking up trash because his flaming red hair makes him stand out. The quote "life's most persistent question; what are you doing for others?" comes to mind as he continues with what seems to be community service. ]
Have no fear concerned citizen, for in the distance is a young man meticulously picking up the discarded cans and bottles. It's hard to miss him picking up trash because his flaming red hair makes him stand out. The quote "life's most persistent question; what are you doing for others?" comes to mind as he continues with what seems to be community service. ]
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the good news is, he's on his own beat apart from best jeanist which is the best news he's had all day because he's starting to have a tiny or rather massive grudge against that fashionable bastard.
the bad news is he's still stuck in the jeans and the permed hair. damn it...! he just tries to ignore the stares and walk the beat as swiftly and stiffly as possible. if any villains show up, he'd beat them into the ground...
he doesn't see any villains, but he passes by the park when he spies kirishima... picking up trash? what?? he stops and stares, momentarily stunned by what he's looking at. ]
The hell are you doing, shitty hair? [ is this some kind of punishment under his mentor or what... ]
sorry for the rust!!
Is this a joke!? Am I getting punk'd?! [kirishima manges to wheeze out in-between fits of laughter. he points at the hair, then the jeans, then to bakugou, looking around for any signs of a prank all while grabbing his stomach from laughing so hard.] Seriously!? Bakugou!?
it's ok !!
by watching kirishima nearly lose it laughing at him.
he tries to hold his temper for an impressive two seconds before failing. ] Shut the hell up, shithead, I didn't ask for this shitty makeover! Want to fucking die? [ god. this is the worst. and almost nobody takes his death threats seriously anyway but also kirishima has the least reason to do so, he's practically resistant to the blasts, but he can at least try to put the hurt on anyway. ]
uwu
another choke as he repeats himself;] Oh man!
What the hell did they do to you!? [ this is the best thing that kirishima has ever seen and he absolutely cannot wait till everyone sees this beautiful masterpiece. which is why he whips out his phone to snap a picture for everyone to see. (and of course to preserve this beautiful image for a million years to come.) ] Smile Bakugou!
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that phone changes things instantly, he can't run and try to preserve his dignity now. his number one priority is destroying that thing before kirishima can capture any shitty evidence.
he grabs at it, aiming a heavy explosion. kirishima might be blast proof but electronics aren't...!! ]
I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR SHITTY PHONE. [ .... you can't kill a phone, bakugou. ]
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phones are replaceable but lives aren't so kirishima instinctively hardens, thrusting his hardened hands over his phone in a feeble attempt to protect it from the blast. sure he might get a faceful of explosives in his face but it's his phone dammit!]
HEY! YOU CAN'T KILL A PHONE, STUPID!
[damn... he should have bought an otterbox for his phone but it's too late now!! not that an otterbox would have saved his phone from literal explosions but it's the thought that counts.]
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he seizes kirishima's hands, normally he'd hate being touchy but desperate times call for desperate measures. ]
You can give me that thing or I'll blow it to pieces. [ his hands are already practically starting to smoke up in preparation for a point blank blast. ]
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If I hand it to you, you'll just blow it to pieces anyways! [he frowns. kirishima knows your rationality bakugou and he knows better than to hand over his phone.
not willing to give up his phone, he tries to wriggle his hand free with the phone. unfortunately, being hard makes it rather difficult to slip by without a lot of movement]
How about this? You give me my phone and I won't take the picture? [following up with his demands, he gives his hands a rather sharp tug for a good measure.]
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and he still might, but. since it's kirishima he might just hesitate for two seconds and also feel slightly bad for two seconds which is actually saying something. ]
You owe me for laughing at me, bastard. [ ........ damn it, that sounded so butthurt and immature and it's not as if tons of passerby hadn't laughed at him, but it's different if it's a friend. closest he possibly has to one anyway. ] I've been stuck in this shit all day, you think I want to look like a joke like this? It's that jean asshole's fault... I'll kill him next... [ devolving into death threats again. ]
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Wow so it's not a joke? [scratching the side of his face, he sighs softly.] What are you doing dressed like that anyways? It all seems impractical, especially if you think about your quirk with this costume.
[an image of bakugou fighting in tight jeans and combed hair flashes in kirishima's mind and it takes everything in his willpower to not smirk or snort in fear of offending his friend again.]
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but fine. kirishima gets to keep his phone. for now. ]
It's the jean bastard's idea of some fucked up humiliation public image molding bullshit, I don't care. [ never wearing jeans in his life ever again...!! ] I'll burn it to pieces as soon as the internship's over.
What are you doing, is your boss punishing you or what? [ he stares down at the trash kirishima's collecting.... well, he supposes at least he's patrolling and not. doing this. ]
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Mr. Fourth Kind says we have to strive to uphold our civic duties to the community. It's about caring for the community you work in and all. Taking pride in your work has to start somewhere...
[he beams with pride at the thought of such a manly concept. flashing off those chompers in the process. just the thought of such chivalrous actions are almost enough to bring tears to his eyes.
kirishima shifts the trashbag into his other hand, giving bakugou a confused look.]
I still don't see how wearing jeans equal to building a public image. [he's guessing bakugou is bein a bit of a drama queen since theres no way some hero agency is gonna try to humiliate the number one star of the games.]
So if you're doing a public image thing, I guess you're on a patrol now?
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That asshole was going on and on about how important it was to look good and build trust with the public or some shit like that. [ he kind of tuned out in sheer hatred, probably. ] But yeah, I'm on patrol. If there were any fucking villains for me to beat down before I die of boredom.
[ well, it's summer and humid and maybe they're taking a siesta, and also bakugou doesn't deserve to have fun. ]
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[cause as much as this is all manly and good, it pains kirishima to have to do seemingly mundane tasks like cleaning and learning to make tea properly and the whole nine yards.]
I don't think I'll ever get to go on a real patrol before we go back to school!
[it's true that bakugou doesn't deserve any fun so it must be the fate of the universe when kirishima asks him this next question.] If you're bored, you can help me collect the rest of this trash.
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You're kidding me, right? [ he'd almost laugh, and he almost practically gets the feeling that if jeanist were here he might actually bully him into trash duty because he's an asshole like that. or bakugou's just deluded. ] That's a no. Hell fucking no.
If you're bored and never gonna patrol, you might as well come with me. Might make it less boring for the both of us.
[ his whole internship has been miserable, seeing kirishima might even be the highlight of it. ]
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Are you patrolling the park? I guess I could go with you if you're just patrolling the park... [kirishima shoulders the garbage bag, looking up at bakugou.]
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okay, he's not going to bully him into ditching and being a delinquent if his boss is a hardass. ] Yeah, sure. Patrolling the park. [ no, he's not, but whatever, like he's going to follow jeanist's orders. ] I can do that. Any villainous pieces of trash you find, I'll blow them to ashes. [ even the non burnables...
well, he'll take whatever excitement he can get. ]
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he just slaps bakugou on the back with his free hand and laughs a rowdy laugh.] Just don't blow up the park too much. [cause otherwise he's gotta clean up after your mess bakugou!! not cool.
having company is making kirishima excited tho. ever since he started the internship, he had tetsutetsu to kind of hang out but today his quirk bro was off doing some one-on-one experience while kirishima got dropped off at the park]
Still, it's kind of cool that they let you go on patrol! It's just an internship, I didn't think you'd be able to go on patrol by yourself!
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Blowing up the whole park might as well be cleaning it up the most. All you'd need to do is sweep everything up, it'd be a nice clean crater... [ he is so restless and violent he's just itching to blow something up. thanks, bakugou. great ideas all day every day. ]
I usually have to go and follow that jeans bastard like some dog and listen to him lecture... tells me I have to play nice with kids and shit... pain in the ass. I chose the wrong fucking guy.
But I get to go on my own today because I'm just that good.
[ or it's some test and jeanist is just waiting to fail him if he runs around exploding things. he's not that volatile, just barely. ]
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[ Mumbling to himself a little: ] I mean, it's pretty unusual to see heroes doing pedestrian work like this, since anyone can do this sort of thing but......
It... does have a kind of interesting PR aspect to it? I mean, if All Might held a clean up day, I'm sure the whole city would show up!
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I think the concept is pretty manly if you think about it, but it'd be even cooler if All Might did show up! [ There's a bit of a sigh as he motions to the garbage bag.]
Cause then this would be a lot more cooler in practice. [Being a manly task doesn't necessarily make it a glamorous task in Kirishima's mind.]
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Would you like a little company? I've got some time, I don't mind helping you for a bit. [ Lbr, this offer is born 100% out of Midoriya's need to save people. He's here to save you from dying of boredom. ]
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I'm not sure which would go faster... if we fill the same bag together or if we both do different bags and then help finish up?